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June 16, 2012

Most Annoying "Musicians"

Editor Gabriel Pruett put musicians in parenthesis for a reason. A vast majority of the people listed below are not artists or musicians in his mind. When these folks come on the radio or on TV, Gabe is known to full out growl.

deadmau5

Seriously where did you  people find this one? And at what point did this fellow look up at say "I think I am going to a mouse head on my head." This is not musical talent people. 

Jennifer Lopez

I did not know until this past season of American Idol how much I did not like Lopez. For one, she isn't in any shape some great singer with a voice one will remember 20 years from now. So who is she to judge teenagers who already in their lives sing better than her? I am rooting for her to go back to the block. 

LMFAO

(I am going to speak directly to LMFAO so bare with me) 

You are not funny. You cannot sing. Dancing on stage with six feet animals makes you a joke. Cut your hair. Never record another song and get jobs at Burger King. Make sure it is not any BK in Southeast Texas.

Journey

Are you surprised? A lot of you reading this know Leader Sports Editor Van Wade. Van has a copy of Journey's Greatest Hits. Van played this CD way too much at our office. So much so you better believe I grew to hate hearing any song they sing.

Barenaked Ladies

 I only need two sentences for these guys. They are not as goofy as they think and they definitely are musical pioneers.

Black Eyed Peas

Fergie is a joke and the rest of the band is filled with guys who have terrible stage names. So for this reason alone I can't stand them. There are plenty of other reasons you should grow to agree with me on this one.

Van Halen

It seems my whole life has been filled with a single question, Sammy or Dave? I am now 32 and have matured into not caring one single bit. This band has wasted so much time on figuring out who will sing they missed the boat.

Lil Wayne

Wayne is the Pacman Jones of the music business. It is just hard to pull for the guy. I am only hoping the 2Pac hologram catches on and starts to steal shows from Lil Wayne who has not talent.

Lady Gaga

Is she kidding me with the lobster? How can anyone, ANYONE, call themselves a human being after considering Gaga as a musician or artist. She's a gimmick and a terrible one of those. Please make her go away.

Pitbull

Talk about where did a singer come from. This guy skipped being a puppy and the next thing you know he is a rich dawg. He is everywhere! The worst and lowest time of my life so far is when Pitbull and Lopez shared a stage on American Idol. 

With my wife as a my witness, I growled at the television and went outside to find a fire hydrant. I chased a few cars and tried to catch my tail. I would do anything to not have to sit and wonder what this guy does to be considered someone important. He is the Kim Kardashian of the music business.

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